If you were hoping to make a cool $1,000 in crypto by waving a flag at Donald Trump’s birthday bash this weekend in D.C., we’ve got some bad news — you’ve been trolled.
A Craigslist ad that circulated widely this week promised paid seat-filler roles for the U.S. Army’s 250th anniversary parade — which doubles as a celebration of Trump’s birthday on June 14. But as of 12:48 PM PT, the listing has officially been debunked as a fake, according to both Fight Fight Fight LLC and the White House
The Craigslist Ad That Fooled the Internet
The ad, posted to the Washington D.C. section of Craigslist, was titled:
“Seat Fillers Needed – June 14th – Constitution Avenue – DC”
It claimed that “patriotically dressed” attendees would be paid $1,000 in cryptocurrency to attend and enthusiastically cheer at the military-themed parade, reportedly honoring Trump. The listing even sweetened the deal with a “fast food lunch and soda.”
That’s right — crypto and cheeseburgers.
Red Flags All Over the Place
Despite its viral reach, the ad was sketchy from the start:
- The so-called organizer, “T-Mellon Events,” has no trace of legitimacy — not in business records, not in search engines, and not in any other Craigslist post in the U.S.
- The offer promised payment through Fight Fight Fight LLC, a real company tied to $TRUMP crypto and GetTrumpMemes — but the company itself quickly disavowed any connection to the post.
A rep for Fight Fight Fight LLC told TMZ point-blank:
“We have no idea who posted that listing.”
White House Calls It What It Is: “Fake News”
TMZ reached out to the White House, and they wasted no time in swatting down the entire stunt — calling the ad “fake news.”
That’s not just political phrasing — they confirmed the government is not recruiting seat-fillers to artificially pad the parade audience, much less handing out crypto.
Congressional Scrutiny Already in Play
Adding another layer of drama to the story: Fight Fight Fight LLC, the crypto company mentioned in the post, is already under Congressional scrutiny.
Back on May 6, the Committee on Homeland Security & Governmental Affairs launched an inquiry into the company for potential conflicts of interest and possible violations of the law related to their digital coin operations.
It’s unclear if the Craigslist ad was a prank, a scam attempt, or just political trolling — but either way, it’s now officially exposed.
Crypto, Chaos & Clickbait
The bogus listing is the latest in a string of crypto-powered hoaxes involving celebrities and politicians. Experts have warned for months that scammers are increasingly turning to deepfake tech, fake ads, and viral posts to manipulate public attention — especially around hot-button figures like Donald Trump.
This case just proves how easily fake news spreads when money and memes collide.
📣 The Bottom Line: Don’t Believe Everything You See on Craigslist
- No, you won’t be getting $1,000 in crypto for cheering at a Trump parade.
- No, “T-Mellon Events” isn’t a real company.
- Yes, Fight Fight Fight LLC and the White House say it’s all completely made up.
Craigslist has yet to respond to TMZ’s request for comment.
💬 Would you have shown up for a crypto check and a cheeseburger? Sound off in the comments below — and stay tuned for more election-year antics, memes, and fact checks!
