President Donald Trump might want to sit down for this one—Bill Maher says “Y.M.C.A.” isn’t America’s unofficial anthem. Instead, he believes Bob Dylan’s 1989 track “Everything Is Broken” perfectly encapsulates the state of the nation.
Maher’s Take: Everything’s Falling Apart
On Friday night’s episode of Real Time, Maher expressed frustration over nearly every aspect of modern America, citing Dylan’s song as the ultimate metaphor. From government and healthcare to education, immigration, media, and race relations—Maher insists none of it is working.
A Brutal Critique of Washington, D.C.
Taking aim at both political parties, Maher called out the dysfunction in Washington and the worsening state of public health. In one particularly biting remark, he quipped, “It’s enough to make you sick, but you can’t afford it.”
Skyrocketing Costs and Economic Struggles
Maher also turned his attention to the cost of living, particularly in New York City, saying it makes “no dollars and sense.” He pointed out that even those who appear to be financially comfortable—able to afford luxuries like Taylor Swift tickets and shopping at Whole Foods—are ultimately getting the short end of the stick.
The Immigration Debate
Discussing immigration, Maher acknowledged the crisis at the southern border but noted a silver lining: many people are staying put in Central and South America, which he suggests may ease some of the strain on U.S. resources.
A Call for Reasonable Centrism
Despite his harsh criticisms, Maher ended on a hopeful note, urging Americans to seek “a reasonable centrist position” as a solution to the nation’s growing problems. Until that happens, he suggests keeping Bob Dylan on repeat.
Final Thought
Maher’s monologue was a sharp yet humorous commentary on America’s woes, and while he sees Dylan’s lyrics as all too fitting, the real question remains—will anyone listen?
